Get on the Fast Track With These Car Sayings

Get on the Fast Track With These Car Sayings Some people insist its a guy thing- this fascination with cars that starts at a young age and lasts throughout life. You probably know guys who cant stop talking about the features, shape, accessories and safety mechanisms of their favorite vehicles. For some of them, the four-wheel machine becomes a passion- a symbol of success, power or freedom. What is it that makes guys swoon over these expensive contraptions? Perhaps these car quotes can give us insights. Francoise Sagan Money may not buy happiness, but Id rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. Anita Clenney All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. Marshall McLuhan The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. James M. Cain Stealing a mans wife, thats nothing, but stealing his car, thats larceny. Prince Philip When a man opens a car door for his wife, its either a new car or a new wife. Ralph Waldo Emerson The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. H. G. Wells Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. Albert Einstein Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Bill Vaughan A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Charles M. Hayes Remember the street car cannot turn out. Dale Earnhardt The winner aint the one with the fastest car; its the one who refuses to lose. Bertrand Russell Its a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that wont go. Dr. Laurence J. Peter Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. Erma Bombeck Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Stephen Wright I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights so it looks like Im the only one moving. Rodney Dangerfield My wife wants sex in the back of the car, and she wants me to drive. Mitch Hedberg I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. E. B. White Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. George Bernard Shaw What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car? Bill Watterson Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Budd Schulberg Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. Kevin Sinclair There is a clear link between protecting your car and home and protecting your life. So life insurance was a logical addition to the AAs range.